he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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