I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
she pinky promised me she was 18
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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