So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Where is the hickey?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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