Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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