their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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