STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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