what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I know her cup size but not her name....
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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