i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Randomize
