I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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