We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize