She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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