There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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