I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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