Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Randomize
