Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I AM VODKA MAN
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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