his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
We are all done wearing pants today
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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