uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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