Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
