You're completely useless in the revolution.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He has the fingertips of a God
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