there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Need sex. Gaining weight.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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