I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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