i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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