He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
