i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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