Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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