Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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