used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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