Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
