that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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