I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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