I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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