come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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