I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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