No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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