he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
no you cant smoke seaweed
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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