Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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