I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
