I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
