once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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