we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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