I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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