Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
