I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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