The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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