This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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