I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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