Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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