Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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