So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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