I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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