I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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