Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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