You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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