who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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